Chinua Achebe

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Next tym a guy asks u who's stronger between men nd women,ask him...

•Can you bleed for a week and survive?

•Can you squeeze a 14 inch baby from a 2 Centimeter Hole?

•Can you carry a 7pound baby in you for 9months?

•Can you take care of a
child, cook, clean and talk on the phone @ one time?

•Can you carry a 108 lb shopping bag?

•Can you go a week only eating salad?

•Can you face heartbreak?

•Can you watch the love of your life be with someone else?

•Can you burn your forehead with a curling iron and not complain?

•Can you wear a string in
your ass all day?

I love this one, indeed you are strongest
•Can you walk all day in 5 inch heels?

•Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everything is okay?

Most amazing ability of women:
.Can you open ur legs to take an 11inch dick?


I don't think so… Ladies pass this on…Cheers to us! Give the ladies a standing ovation!!!!!! Men give it a serious thought.

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new chemical symbol

A new addition to the periodic table
of chemical elements.
Element name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare 2
ask.!
Physical props: Boils at anything,
can freeze at anytime, melts if
handled with care and love, Very
bitter if mishandled..!
Chemical props: Very reactive,
highly unstable, possess strong
affinity 4 gold,platinum, diamond,
and other precious items, money
reducing agent, volatile when left
alone.
Uses: Mainly used 2 CONFUSE
Men...

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Girls are the best
vehicles in the world
because: 2 beautiful
headlights in front, 2 great bumbers
at the back, self-lubricatin-g when
hot, finger touch ignition automatic
engine oil change every month. Any
type of pistons fit, multiple seating
styles & adjustments. Great
accessories, automatic and manual
drive from both sides. Ready 4 test
drive any time.........

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Ghanaian meals

In order to give our local meals an
international appeal, we wud need to brofolize these local foods.
Below are a list of brofolized
local meals for ur own consumption.


adarkwa - sexy brown balls
aaye ni asha - fart now candy
oblayo - milky dots
boflot - bread fruit
Hausa kooko - spiced porridge
alewa - dotty Lollipop
fula - millet milk shake
Anwa moo -fried Rice
chibom- Egg burger
nkaticake- groundnut velvet
Koose - bean waffle
gari soakings - cassava smoothie
Mpotompoto- Boiled yam in
vegetable puree
atadwe Milk- tiger nut pudding
jollof - spiced orange rice
So for example this noon am eating
fried rice wit egg burger
alongside a cup of millet milk shake to push it down.

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