new chemical symbol

A new addition to the periodic table
of chemical elements.
Element name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare 2
ask.!
Physical props: Boils at anything,
can freeze at anytime, melts if
handled with care and love, Very
bitter if mishandled..!
Chemical props: Very reactive,
highly unstable, possess strong
affinity 4 gold,platinum, diamond,
and other precious items, money
reducing agent, volatile when left
alone.
Uses: Mainly used 2 CONFUSE
Men...

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Girls are the best
vehicles in the world
because: 2 beautiful
headlights in front, 2 great bumbers
at the back, self-lubricatin-g when
hot, finger touch ignition automatic
engine oil change every month. Any
type of pistons fit, multiple seating
styles & adjustments. Great
accessories, automatic and manual
drive from both sides. Ready 4 test
drive any time.........

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Ghanaian meals

In order to give our local meals an
international appeal, we wud need to brofolize these local foods.
Below are a list of brofolized
local meals for ur own consumption.


adarkwa - sexy brown balls
aaye ni asha - fart now candy
oblayo - milky dots
boflot - bread fruit
Hausa kooko - spiced porridge
alewa - dotty Lollipop
fula - millet milk shake
Anwa moo -fried Rice
chibom- Egg burger
nkaticake- groundnut velvet
Koose - bean waffle
gari soakings - cassava smoothie
Mpotompoto- Boiled yam in
vegetable puree
atadwe Milk- tiger nut pudding
jollof - spiced orange rice
So for example this noon am eating
fried rice wit egg burger
alongside a cup of millet milk shake to push it down.

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